Monday, July 06, 2009

 

And that's how the fight started

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a Cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.. When she
asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I
bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.
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My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"
I replied "Dust"

And that's how the fight started.
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not
happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I
look old, fat and ugly.. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0
to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale..

And that's how the fight started.
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's how the fight started.
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's how the fight started.

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
$14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told
her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's how the fight started.

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