Wednesday, October 18, 2006
How big (and how small) is the Universe? A wonderful visual demonstration
I am quite sure I sent this around about a year or so ago. But in case you never saw it, this is really a cool link. It shows wonderfully just how enormous our universe really is and how truly small we are by comparison. Do you feel insignificant? If not, click on this link: http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/
Wisdom at it best
A wise man sent me this . . .
It is important for all of us of all faiths to recognize these Four Deep Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
It is important for all of us of all faiths to recognize these Four Deep Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
A new eye exam
How is your eye sight? Take this simple eye exam. Can you read the sentence below? - tj
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If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese (or stepping further back from the screen).
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If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese (or stepping further back from the screen).
Why Golf is better than Sex
Top Ten Reasons why – sent to me by Mark. Thanks. - tj
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David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7.. Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1.. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
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David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7.. Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1.. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
Saturday, October 14, 2006
A gift for Mama - YDG
Thanks to Matt for this one. -- tj
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:
"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks, anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:
"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks, anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
Wife's itsy bitsy car accident
As Dale, who sent this to me, writes, “This is the only possible explanation. Only in Arkansas...” Wouldn’t you love to know the full story? Read the story below BEFORE looking at the attached picture. -- tj
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Read before looking at picture
To my darling husband
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweet-heart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
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Read before looking at picture
To my darling husband
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweet-heart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
Incredible magic trick on live TV
This is amazing. A couple of dancing magicians. I have no idea how they do it. Watch it all the way through as their final “trick” is incredible. I can’t figure out how they pull this off. Enjoy. Thanks to Jim for sending this one my way. -- tj
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Subject: How do they do it?
This video is from a TV show where people said, "Hey, I have talent!" and judges would decide if they did or did not. When this couple did their act, there was no question. Everyone was floored. You will be too. The video is about two minutes and includes some snappy music. They put on an incredible act..... Click the link below to watch the show!.
http://www.youtube.com/v/RB-wUgnyGv0
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Subject: How do they do it?
This video is from a TV show where people said, "Hey, I have talent!" and judges would decide if they did or did not. When this couple did their act, there was no question. Everyone was floored. You will be too. The video is about two minutes and includes some snappy music. They put on an incredible act..... Click the link below to watch the show!.
http://www.youtube.com/v/RB-wUgnyGv0
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
comedy magic act
I don't know why but this particular comedy/magic act duo really cracked me up. It is a bit long (about 8 minutes or so) but I found it highly entertaining.
Thanks to Dale for passing this one along. -- tj
http://www.nationx.dk/coats/
Thanks to Dale for passing this one along. -- tj
http://www.nationx.dk/coats/
BIFF sings about the questions he gets asked all the time
Kind of fun. Thanks to Matt for passing this one along. -- tj
Biff actor from Back to the Future sings a song about the questions he gets asked all the time:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711413/
Biff actor from Back to the Future sings a song about the questions he gets asked all the time:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711413/
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Proof that electronic voting machines CAN be fraudulently manipulated to steal votes
Not that the Republicans did anything remotely like this to win Ohio for Bush in '04.... but it shows that electronic voting machines, like the ones by Diebold (the Diebold AccuVote-TS Voting Machine), can be broken into by a hacker who can literally change the vote tally after the fact - and it can be done in less than one minute. And it is even possible to create a computer virus that spreads the vote manipulation from one vote computer to others. Click on the link below and then see an actual demo of how it can actually be done. -- tj
http://itpolicy.princeton.edu/voting/
http://itpolicy.princeton.edu/voting/
