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Thanks to Debra for this fun one. - tj

Subject: The Book of Corporate Life, Chapter 11, Verses 1-15:
 
 Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate  Life,  Chapter 11, Verses 1-15:
 
 1.  In the beginning  was the Plan.
 
 2.  And then came the Assumptions.
 
 3.  And the Assumptions were  without form.
 
 4.  And the Plan was without Substance.
 
 5.  And darkness was upon  the face of the Workers.
 
 6.  And  Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of  ?hit and
 it  stinks."
 
 7.  And Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It  is a crock of dung
 and we cannot live with the smell."
 
 8. And Supervisors  went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of
 organic waste, and it is  very strong, such that none may abide by it."
 
 9.  And Managers went  unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
 fertilizer, and none may abide  its strength."
 
 10. And Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another; "It 
 contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
 
 11. And  Directors went to Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes
 growth, and it  is very powerful."
 
 12. And Vice Presidents went to the President, saying  unto him "It has very
 powerful effects."
 
 13. And the President looked  upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
 
 14. And the Plan became  Policy.
 
 15. And that is how  ?hit happens.