Friday, April 20, 2007
The sensitive man - YDG
This is hysterical and insensitive, so it could only mean one thing - it
A woman met a man in a bar. They talked; they connected; they ended up leaving together. They got back to his place, and as he showed her around his apartment, she noticed that one wall of his bedroom was completely filled with soft, cuddly teddy bears. Three shelves held hundreds of teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall.
It was obvious he had taken much time to arrange them and she was touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears all along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of teddy bears, but didn
They shared a bottle of wine and continued talking and, after a while, she found herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!"
She turned to him and kissed him lightly on the lips. He responded warmly. They continued to kiss, the passion built, and he romantically lifted her in his arms and carried her into his bedroom, where they tore off each other
The woman rolled over, gently stroked his chest and asked coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy gently smiled at her, stroked her cheek, looked deeply into her eyes, and said, "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
