BigZeroLittleZero

Love is grand!  Divorce is a hundred grand.

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I am in shape. Round is a shape. 

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 

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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track,

You'll get run over if you just sit there. 

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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.

A pessimist fears this is true.

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There will always be death and taxes;

However, death doesn't get worse every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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I am a nutritional overachiever.

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

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! A day without sunshine is like night. 

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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,

But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment 

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Brain cells come and brain cells go,

But fat cells live forever. 

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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.

Sometimes it comes alone. 

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Life not only begins at forty,

It also begins to show.