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JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. 
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and 
one for cold milk?" 
 
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was 
so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't 
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to 
six." 
 
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much 
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." 
 
BRITTA NY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in 
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom 
explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. 
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's 
me?" 
 
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth 
cough." 
 
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I 
cost?" 
 
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and 
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his 
dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?" 
 
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked 
what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with 
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?" 
 
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city 
but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James 
asked:  "What happened to the flea?" 

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather 
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then 
asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?" 
 
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday 
sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward 
heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are 
but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient 
daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in 
her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"