Thursday, May 11, 2006
A fiscal lesson of life - YDG
Johnny wanted to make love to a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someoneelse...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll giveyou a $1000 dollars if you let me make love to you....but the girl said NO.Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment andsaid that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he won't even be able to get his pants down.So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and theboyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutesthe boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "The bastard used coins"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entiretybefore agreeing to it and getting screwed.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll giveyou a $1000 dollars if you let me make love to you....but the girl said NO.Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment andsaid that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he won't even be able to get his pants down.So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and theboyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutesthe boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "The bastard used coins"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entiretybefore agreeing to it and getting screwed.
