Saturday, March 11, 2006
Three old men...
The old Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five minutes at the end."
The old Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."
The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for six hours."
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They exclaimed, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
The old Jewish man replied, "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
The old Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."
The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for six hours."
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They exclaimed, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
The old Jewish man replied, "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
