Saturday, March 04, 2006
Golf Manual - YDG
For the golf fans among us. -- tj
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I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe Gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information gained through years of experience. The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply sending me cash!
It's a great price due to the vast information, plus I want more time to play.
Don't wait until they're all gone !!!
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1 - HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT
CHAPTER 2 - HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITELIST FROM THE TEE
CHAPTER 3 - HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER
CHAPTER 4 - HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK
CHAPTER 5 - WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER
CHAPTER 6 - USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS
CHAPTER 7 - WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT
CHAPTER 8 - PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM
CHAPTER 9 - HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND
CHAPTER 10 - HOW TO FIND THE BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER
CHAPTER 11 - WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH
CHAPTER 12 - HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME
CHAPTER 13 - HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE
CHAPTER 14 - WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT
CHAPTER 15 - GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT
CHAPTER 16 - WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER
CHAPTER 17 - CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME?
CHAPTER 18 - WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 FOR A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE BARTENDER
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I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe Gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information gained through years of experience. The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply sending me cash!
It's a great price due to the vast information, plus I want more time to play.
Don't wait until they're all gone !!!
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1 - HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT
CHAPTER 2 - HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITELIST FROM THE TEE
CHAPTER 3 - HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER
CHAPTER 4 - HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK
CHAPTER 5 - WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER
CHAPTER 6 - USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS
CHAPTER 7 - WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT
CHAPTER 8 - PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM
CHAPTER 9 - HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND
CHAPTER 10 - HOW TO FIND THE BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER
CHAPTER 11 - WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH
CHAPTER 12 - HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME
CHAPTER 13 - HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE
CHAPTER 14 - WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT
CHAPTER 15 - GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT
CHAPTER 16 - WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER
CHAPTER 17 - CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME?
CHAPTER 18 - WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 FOR A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE BARTENDER
