Monday, October 31, 2005

 

Dogs of Halloween

Some oldies you've no doubt seen before, and some that perhaps you haven't.-- tj

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Saturday, October 29, 2005

 

Halloween "Hangman" game

From the person who sent me the beer mini-golf game and the "shooting wads of paper into the waste basket with the fan blowing" game, here is one more game guaranteed to cost your employer at least 20 minutes in lost productivity - Halloween Hangman. Be sure to have your speaks on to listen to the commentary. Rather amusing. -- tj

http://www.dedge.com/flash/hangman

Friday, October 28, 2005

 

Pumpkin carving without the mess

This is really quite cool. Share it with your kids (and don't let the URL address name fool you - this is totally "G" rated, I promise). -- tj

http://www.toilette-humor.com/flash/carve_pumpkin.swf

Thursday, October 27, 2005

 

The Camel - YDG

Sent to me by Matt, always the final arbiter of poor taste. -- tj
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The Camel

The new English Paratrooper Captain was assigned to an Irish Regiment in a remote post in the Lebanese desert.

During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Irish Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have...m-m-m....urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."

The English Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the Irish do it?" "Uh, no sir," the Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."


Wednesday, October 26, 2005

 

Happy Thanksgiving

OK, about a month early, but this is really good. Very original. Thanks to Dale and Jim for both sending this my way -- tj
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http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sou

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

 

Evolution or Intelligent Design, You Decide


I can not add anything more to the subject line of this post. -- TJ

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

 

Man In The Coffee Beans - can you find him?

This is pretty interesting. And yes, there is a man in the coffee beans. Can you find him? Sent to me by Sandy. -- tj

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Find the man between the coffee beans

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally.If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!And, yes, the man is really there!!!


Friday, October 14, 2005

 

Really Bad Breakups

Some really good reasons to always be faithful...... Thanks to DAW for sending these around. - tj

http://bigolittleo.blogspot.com/2005_10_09_bigolittleo_archive.html

 

Yard waste

 

Last seen

 

Nice car

 

Broadcast

 

Got the message

Thursday, October 13, 2005

 

Who reads which papers - YDG

This one was sent to me by Debra S. Some truth here, I would say. - tj
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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country- - if they could find the time- - and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country...or that anyone is running it; but if so, they also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. None of these is read by the guy who is running the country into the ground.


Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

Finalists in "The Last Photo I Ever Took" contest

Sent to me by Dale. As Dale points out, Clearly a couple of Photoshop ones here but still fun. -- tj
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Monday, October 03, 2005

 

The drunk and the preacher - YDG

From Matt.  - tj
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A man is stumbling thru the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk "Are you ready to find Jesus"? The drunk answers "Yes, I am."
 
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up  and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him in the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my Brother?" The drunk again answers "No, I haven't found Jesus". By this time the Preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up. The Preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
 
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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