Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Sounds like Henny Youngman - YDG
Who knows who the source is, but if you like Henny Youngman, you'll likethese. Thanks to Matt for starting off my morning with some really baaaaadjokes. - tj ; )
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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrotin his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "Doctor, what's the matterwith me?" "You're not eating properly."------
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magicshow. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theateryelled, "How'd you do that?" "I could tell you, sir," the magician answered,"But then I'd have to kill you." After a short pause, the man yelled back,"Ok, then, just tell my wife!"
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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrotin his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "Doctor, what's the matterwith me?" "You're not eating properly."------
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magicshow. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theateryelled, "How'd you do that?" "I could tell you, sir," the magician answered,"But then I'd have to kill you." After a short pause, the man yelled back,"Ok, then, just tell my wife!"
