Wednesday, November 16, 2005

 

Cold weather in New England - YDG

Love this one, sent to me by Matt T. Except for the punch line (written especially for you, Brant, it would appear), this was the same as one I saw awhile back but in lieu of New Englanders, it used Canadians. Anyway, seems very timely right about now. Stay warm..... - tj

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New Englanders And Winter
When It Comes To Cold, New Englanders Are Unfazed

60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50° F:New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40° F:Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F:Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F:Floridians don fur coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F:New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F:All the people in Miami die...
New Englanders close the windows.

10° below zero:Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero:Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° below zero:Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."

460° below zero:All atomic motion stops.
People in New England start saying......."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below zero:Hell freezes over.
The Red Sox win the World Series.

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