Saturday, September 17, 2005
This pun's for you.
These are really really bad, especially #10..... -- tj
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1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
this taste funny to you?"
6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, "It's Not Unusual.""
7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to look at either.
9. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.
10. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
11. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to
his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make
them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
this taste funny to you?"
6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, "It's Not Unusual.""
7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to look at either.
9. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.
10. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
11. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to
his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make
them laugh. No pun in ten did.
