Saturday, September 17, 2005
Good advice - YDG
An oldie but a goodie, sent along by Matt. -- tj
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A priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, they decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of schoolboys from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the priest covered his privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the schoolboys had left and the men got their clothes back on, the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
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A priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, they decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of schoolboys from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the priest covered his privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the schoolboys had left and the men got their clothes back on, the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
